Demon Sex Tapes.

Vans.

2009-08-30T19:21:00.001+08:00

I bought a pair of Vans today (:.
Here is a video for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvDbVFB2iUE

Tired.

2009-08-25T19:51:00.002+08:00

I realised being an informative blogger was like being a douche-bag.
Like no one even reads this shit.
So, i am giving up.
I would be posting not so often anymore.
And Jam 5 Like dying like that eh, Richelle, quick do something about it.
And i am tired.

Demon Sex Tapes

Anyone Lost A Red Jacket?

2009-08-15T14:03:00.002+08:00

I usually post thing one Monday, Wednesday and Fridays, but todays i just wanna ask
Did Anyone Lose a Red Jacket? Contact me if its yours. A good deed a day keeps satan away (:
While you do that, watch this guy get hurt :):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEbhMARy8wc

Truth Or Dare?

2009-08-14T17:15:00.002+08:00

Its 14 Augest, 5.30pm, and today was a fine day.
Now, for the bullshit news section.
To start off with todays news, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her Boyfriends baby. Honestly i don't really care, but i happen to watch "Keeping up With the Kardashians", so it was of some interest to me. Todays second story, a principle had apparently forced a 6 year old kid to unclog the toilet with his bare hands. This was because it was believe that the kid had apparently clogged the toilet on purpose, thus the principle had him unclog the toilet.I know, todays news is boring, but i am too lazy to look for more interesting news.

And, today was a ohh kkay day.
Today, after we took out Chinese test, we decided to pon class and go to learn at fairfield to slack.
So, we played truth or dare(We as in Me, Gordon,Zong Wang, Zen, Jeremiah, Wen Hui, Zayne and some others). The Zong Wang had to use him mouth to pull down the zip of my pants! Woot! Damn gay. We did alot of stupid stuff. But to lazy to type and my update has finished so i stop typing here. Lousing ending? I know.

Kim Kardashian is Pregnant:http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/08/13/kardashian.pregnancy.reaction/index.html?iref=hpmostpop

Unclogg toilet with hands:http://www.startribune.com/local/south/53049037.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUT

And Here is a dumb video for you, and this boy really loves dick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIwJsTZ78nY

Arm pain wtfbbq?

2009-08-11T19:55:00.002+08:00

Its Augest 11, 8 pm, and today was a pretty good/ bad day.
Nothing much to talk about school, so i will go straight the what happened after school.
So apparently, Zong Wang decided we should go Xing Jie's house for some Sparring.
So I decided to tag along, with no intention to fight. So in all, Gordon, Zong Wang, Wei Rong, Zen, Xing Jie, Wen Hui, Marc and Zhi Xuan to Xing's house. 1st up, it was Gordon and Wei Rong, however, they just slapped around and just spoilt the whole mood. Then, it was Zong Wang and Zen, so, the epic fight began. OMGWTFBBQ, Zen was like WTF? On fire like that, Zong Wang like kena own, but unfortunately Zen accidentally punched Zong's mouth, so after Some cooldown, the fight continued. Then it was Gordon and Marc's turn. This one not bad to watch uh, like real like that LoL. Then, THE BEST! Wen Hui And Xing Jie! The fight was spastic. No comment. Then, it was Me And Wei Rong! OMGWTFBBQ, i had totally no intention to fight, but since it was just a friendly one, so just agree luh. Kick here kick there, i accidentally punched Wei Rong's jaw. SORRY WEI RONG, ACCIDENT! Then just continue luh, sadly, I was still recovering and he kicked my Blue Black OMGWTFBBQ, SO PAIN, nevermind, just bia and continue. And Then end. Lousy Ending? NO! Then Zong Wang went against Xing Jie, nothing much happened, but omg, suddenly Zong Wang lifted Xing Jie, and Slammed him! Then got the booong sound effect. OUCH. Then we went home. Haha, Gordon keep complaining his leg pain pain hahahaha. The End. Lousy Ending huh? (: I know. But thats all that really matter to me this Tuesday evening.

And I got A retarded video for you all readers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNupRTfpM9s

Wtf Am I doing?

2009-08-11T01:00:00.003+08:00

Its Augest 11, 1.10am, and I am freaking tired, but I wanted to keep this blog alive with bullshit news that does now even matter, just to keep you coming back for more (:

The first topic I am going to talk about, is MySpace.
Recent studies have shown that kids ages from 14-21 find it easier to express themselves and make friends online. Like WTF? Are you such losers that you can't make friends in reality?
These people state that they cannot fit into social groups, thus, resorting to MySpace to make friends, just like them. Not saying I am popular in anyway, but seriously, there has got to be some people like you. More on that, Links at the bottom.

My second topic today is going to be about this guy, George Vera.
This Guy weight about 600 pound, which i have no idea how much in kilos, was arrested for pirating DVDs. He apparently hid a 9mm pistol and 2 magazines in his layers of fats!
OMGWTFBBQ?! How is that even possible? The cops did not even realise until he told them about it when he was going for a shower.

Ohh Kkay, enough of bullshit news, on to today. Today i woke up early, expecting my tuition teacher to come. But no, he didn't come, apparently he is sick. WTH, i woke up early just for you and you telling me you not coming? But never mind, instead, I played Guitar hero. However good things don't last, meaning that my mom demanded me to turn it off, and do some work.
So, i said i would. But, I lied. I went into my room, turned on my laptop, and started watching youtube. Soon, i wasted the day away, and dinner came. My maid cooked some indian rice with mutton curry, and it was DELICIOUS. But wtf, I ate too much and felt like throwing up. Watched the new show on Channel 5, Fringe, Not bad, but kinda lame thought. Well thats all that matters today, and FYI, I am a SPY! OMGWTFBBQ

MySpace Problem:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/6001374/MySpace-generation-happier-to-talk-online-than-real-life.html

Hidden Gun in fats:
http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2009/08/vera-stupid.html

OMGWTFBBQ?

2009-08-10T00:41:00.001+08:00

Its a Monday Morning, 12.45am, 10 Augest, One day after national day.

Firstly, I want everyone to be informed, that lady gaga might just be a Hermaphrodite?

You might have heard me talking about this shit is school, but, just go to the link at the bottom if you don't believe me.

Secondly, there is a new strain of Aids. Apparently, the Aids is linked to Gorillas, which doesn't relate how the woman apparently got it. Well, use you imagination. However, not beiong a sicko. Thats just sick.

Sentosa FTW!

2009-08-07T18:56:00.000+08:00

Today is a great day.
Todays after school, Richelle so randomly ask, wanna go sentosa?
So me and Godon Say ok ok luh, then went with Richelle, Julia, Jun Jie, Joel Tham, Luke and Gordon to Vivo 1st luh. Then all hungry hungry, go buy sushi, then go. So coincidental, saw Jerwin, Kenneth, John, Nicole and Yee Wei there, so go with them luh. Reach there, then realised never buy water, WTF?, so just keep drinking John water. Then we play together luh, But walao eh all the bloody Blue Black so pek chek, also so pain, but just tahan luh. Soon, Wei Rong, Sarah, Alvin, Ming Jie also come, so play togehter. But walao, so many time kick the ball, kena my blue black $%^!?. Play for like 6 hour plus, then go home already. Took the monorail back to Vivo with Gordon, Sarah, Julia and Richelle. Richelle, Julia and Gordon took bus back, so me and Sarah took the train. Then talking about disciplinery stuff and the teacher, she then got off at Dhoby Ghaut, so i just went home. Bought a durian for my mom (:, but wtf is cut my leg, __. Now at home, then notice the skin colour so BLOODY different, but still, today is a great day.

And Sorry long time no posting, A bit lazy uh.
But just to let you know, This blog haven die YET.

I GOT GUITAR HERO BITCHEZXZXZXZXZXZXZX!

2009-07-26T19:45:00.000+08:00

OMG Today so random, went to vivo with my parents to vivo, then went to Tenchi look for anynew PS3 games, then see Guitar heros smash hits, Ask my parents buy, they say YES?!
OMGWTFBBQ! Then super good mood or what? I <3 Them! But Wth, fingers cramp already...
Past week was ohh kkay, and Richelle is sick. Get well soon? (:

Short.

2009-07-23T18:31:00.000+08:00

Today was GOOD! Mrs Ly-Ann Never come!

And play soccer with Zong, Zen, Joel And Xingg.

But now tired already uh...

And some $%^*(&! playing his music so loud, i want to slap his balls (:.

I LOST MY GLASSES

2009-07-20T18:40:00.001+08:00

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK!!!!

I LOST MY SPECETACLES TODAY!!

Argh wtf, I put into mt bag then it went missing? WTF, Argh, my spares look so FUCKING WEIRD.

Like a fucking DUNGZXXZXZX.

SO pissed.

Today, In F&N class, some teacher wanted to book me wtf?

Then THX GOD Miss Sheena good mood (:.

Cancelled booking! :)(:!

MOLE RAT WILL NEVER WIN!!! ARGHGHGHGHG!!!!

I CUT MY HAIR

2009-07-19T16:31:00.001+08:00

WTFUCKKKKKK!
I just cut my hair, Now look like a dungzxzxzxzxzx.
Don't really care about blogging, just gonna blog about dumb stuff (:.
Won't really go into details for ANYTHINGZXZX,
unless you are like gay and have no tits. (:

2009-07-18T22:00:00.001+08:00

OMG finally got this shit up!
(: Took so fugging long to fix all ths glitches and balls, BUT ITS IS DONEEEEEE (:
Just wanna say that friday was bullshit cause of a fuck! but Who give about a fuck about that fuck?